By Stephanie Meyer.
2/10
Argh.
So I, like a number of other people, have read Stephanie Meyer's Twilight. (Incidentally, this was before its popularily swelled and spilled over the teen reading community.) It's very popular, especially in some of the online forum sites I frequent.
And if I read one more "homg edward culln is so cute!!!", "TWILIGHT IS TEH BST BOOK EVAR!!!", "Don't you love Stephanie Meyer?" thread, I'm going to stab someone. Preferably in the face. That's what this here butcher knife is for.
Now, don't get me wrong. On the scale of books I've read in this lifetime (too many to name), Twilight is not one of the worst. I even enjoyed it on some level, the wish-fulfillment part of my inner self satisfied for a quite some time afterwards, even if my future-English Major part kind of wanted to commit suicide. The book itself is chock full of cliches up the wazoo, the prose was annoying and read like fanfiction, and the characters were flat and boring, but for me, Twilight was one of many junk food reads I've had, and those are generally not that great. I read it, got the story, and move on to eventually forget it.
Which is why, I suppose, it's so annoying to find people treating it like gospel truth and an exemplar for all romance stories. Or even worse, vampire romance stories. For the love of the gods, can people just... fucking stop it with the whole 'a girl discovers the secret of the homg!vampire boy and they fall in forbidden angsty TRUELUFF'. Notice how, in nearly every single case, aforementioned vampire boy is incredibly, scarily beautiful and abstains from drinking blood from some moral value or another. And an even more common phenomena- werewolves finish last. And there WILL be a werewolf/vampire conflict in the story. Always. Possibly the only creative thing I could see in Meyer's novel was that her vampires sparkled.
[insert creative obscenities]
Twilight made me dislike Twilight. The fangirls made me loathe it.
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